Ha! This is funny! Not only is Washington DC full of dirty old men popping Viagra and other erectile dysfunction pills, most of the dirty old men can’t even keep it up for more than 2 minutes!

Washington DC Not Only Braindead – Also Premature Ejaculators – Average DC Sex Lasts Just 2 Min!

They say love is eternal – sex, not so much.

According to Euripedes, “He is not a lover who does not love forever.”

Clearly the Greek playwright isn’t talking about sex. At least not around here.

A not-very-scientific ranking of states determined those that have the longest and shortest duration of sex.

Topping the list, by a large margin is New Mexico, where an act of love lasts just over 7 minutes, according to Nerve, an online magazine dedicated to sex, relationships and culture.

The data comes from Spreadsheets, a sex activity app that promises to “track your performance between the sheets.”

The app monitors the users’ movement and audio levels, using the phone’s accelerometer and microphone.

How do we rank around here?

Honestly? Not great.