At Least 30 People May Have Contracted Rare Skin Infections From New York Seafood Markets

People in New York are so screwed! They have some of the highest corruption, crime, and taxes in the country, and now people in New York have to worry about contracting a rare skin disease after handling and buying seafood from some of the seafood markets in the city.

“People are encouraged to wear waterproof gloves in their home when preparing live or raw fish or seafood”

That’s actually pretty funny! So when New Yorkers go to the store to buy Ziplock baggies and paper towels, make sure not to forget to buy a box of surgical gloves you will need to wear when touching the potentially dangerous NY seafood.

At least 30 people have contracted a rare skin infection after buying seafood at markets in Chinese neighborhoods across New York City, prompting health officials to issue a warning to consumers and market workers to take precautions when handling raw or live fish.

The source of the outbreak was unclear, but health officials said that