Pee-Corroded Light Post in San Fransicko “City of Piss” Falls – Almost Kills Man
San Fransicko, otherwise known as the “City of Piss”, is having all kinds of problems due to the deviants living there pissing on everything in sight.
The latest problem in the “City of Piss” are light posts that are soo piss-corroded that they cannot support their own weight, and dangerously fall.
One of these corroded, piss-soaked, light posts fell on a car, and almost killed a man, yet San Fransicko Public Utilities Commission spokesman Tyrone Jue is just encouraging pissing on other things, instead of light posts – like the city’s fire hydrants.
“It has actually been an issue for us in the past. We encourage people and dogs alike to do their business in other places, like a proper restroom or one of our fire hydrants, which are stronger, and made out of cast iron.”
Besides telling people to piss on fire hydrants instead of light posts, the liberal so-called “leaders” of San Fransicko are trying different things to help the situation, like painting the outside of buildings with “Pee-Repellant Paint”, which is supposed to allow all of the stinky piss to roll off the buildings and down the street.
Can you imagine eating lunch at an outdoor cafe, when all of the sudden someone comes up and pisses on the light post or fire hydrant next to your table? YUM! Makes me want to go to San Fransicko… NOT!
San Francisco is known for its left-wing politics and its natural beauty. But it might soon also be known as the city where public urination kills someone.
A man was driving in the city by the bay when a street light pole crashed down on the hood of his car, missing crushing him by about a foot. How did one of these ubiquitous poles collapse when there was no storm or wind? The base of the pole has rotted out from age and both dog and human urine.
Public Utilities Commission spokesman Tyrone Jue told the San Francisco Gate, “We believe there was some contribution of dog or human urine on the base of the pole.”
In spite of the near death of the driver, Jue found a little humor in situation.
“It has actually been an issue for us in the past,” Jue said. “We encourage people and dogs alike to do their business in other places, like a proper restroom or one of our fire hydrants, which are stronger and made out of cast iron.”
Also see:
Deviant-Filled San Fransicko Smells Like Piss So Much They Are Testing Pee-Repellant Paint
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