HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! The University of Missouri is failing badly, and due to the steep decline in new student registrations, the school has been forced to close 4-5 entire dorms.
University of Missouri Forced to Rent Out Empty Dorms To Fund Failing Shit-Hole School
Mizzou may find a way to make back a tiny portion of the money lost due to dismal enrollments though. Rent a dorm room anyone?
New reports are cracking me up which say that Mizzou is now being forced to rent out their empty dorms for events like football games, because the failing university badly needs the money. And get this… Mizzou is planning on renting a single dorm room for $120 a night!! Do they think they are the Hilton?? Dumb Fucks!
You might remember back in 2015 when a bunch of racist black people took over the campus and held it hostage until the stupid demands of the racist mob were met, and the school’s president was forced to resign, over a stupid racist lie.
Well, the reverberations of the racist take-over of the University of Missouri can still be felt in every area of Columbia MO, and probably will not subside anytime soon.
Mizzou basically just sucks!
If you want to attend a great school that blows Mizzou away, attend Missouri State University in Springfield MO.
Now anyone can have that college dorm experience for just $120 a night.
The University of Missouri will rent out empty rooms this fall for home football weekends and other events at the Columbia campus. The move was announced Thursday at the university Board of Curators meeting.
The rooms are “walking distance from Memorial Stadium,” promises the Residential Life webpage.
A “guest housing” page created this week offers furnished, two-bedroom suites with four single beds for $120 per night. Parking is extra.
“Free high-speed wireless access, and economy bed linens and towels are included,” the website says.
The offer comes in the context of falling enrollment and budget cuts. Freshman enrollment dropped 23 percent in 2016 and, as of early May, it was down another 16 percent. Earlier this month, UM System President Mun Choi announced $101 million in budget cuts at Mizzou’s four campuses, resulting in the loss of 474 jobs.
“We have taken seven residence halls off-line temporarily due to the drop in enrollment,” Christian Basi, director of the university News Bureau, said Thursday. “Because of that we have been looking for additional uses for those residence halls instead of letting them sit there. Even if they are off-line, they cost to operate.”
The university will use 12 residence halls for student housing this fall. Of the seven off-line halls, Excellence and Discovery Halls will be offered for weekend rental. Basi said the university plans other uses for the remaining five.
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