Would the real Barack Obama please stand up.

In Obama’s book ‘Dreams from My Father’, he admits that he made up his girlfriend, complete with details about nights out on the town, specific racially charged conversations, and even a fight. When caught he said the girlfriend was a “composite” of different girls.

Now it seems that he made up another story. This time the made up story is about his grandfather being detained and tortured by the British back in 1949, saying he was ‘whipped every morning and evening’ by the British. ‘They would sometimes squeeze his testicles with metal rods. They also pierced his nails and buttocks with a sharp pin, with his hands and legs tied together. He was lucky to survive.’

A new biography of Barack Obama has established that his grandfather was not, as is related in the President’s own memoir, detained by the British in Kenya and found that claims that he was tortured were a fabrication.

‘Barack Obama: The Story’ by David Maraniss catalogues dozens of instances in which Obama deviated significantly from the