HAHAHA!! The shitty WNBA has banned all bags and purses to try and stop people from continuing the hilarious trend of throwing huge rubber dildos on the court during WNBA games. This won’t stop them! They don’t have a dildo detector, like they do for guns, so what’s to stop someone from putting the dildo in their pocket, instead of bag? Personally, I think this will only make the dildo fiasco at WNBA games worse.
🔥🚨BREAKING: The WNBA is reportedly ‘doing everything in their power’ to prevent a green dildo from being thrown tonight. The WNBA has officially issued a ‘no bag policy’ for the entire league in an attempt to keep their basketball floors ‘dildo free.’
It has also been… pic.twitter.com/DIKiLw8tYR
— Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives (@dom_lucre) August 6, 2025
“Oh my gosh! Are you OK? Did it hit you?” It’s a rubber dildo… I doubt anyone was physically hurt after getting hit with all of the flying dildos at WNBA games.
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