This HAS to be fake because NOBODY as toothless, short, fat and fugly would EVER really think that they have a chance with any woman.

Carny Hands is back! This leftist troll—literal bridge-dweller—vows to “take care” of our GIs’ wives and gfs while they’re off fighting Trump’s wars. As if!

Bro, stick to kiddie rides, you carnival reject, these women have height requirements! https://t.co/GC7kdqPX23 pic.twitter.com/t6KmehfeXA

— LetsGoBFLO (@HistorianUSA1) March 10, 2026

Yes, the stories are true… Dwarfs are fucking weird! And of course you’ll be here when the soldiers are away because your elfish body is too short to be a soldier (or ride on most amusement rides).

That dude couldn't get laid by a $10 hooker if he had $1,000. LMAO! 🤣

— The Original Grey Beard Biker™ (Michael) (@_rockytop_biker) March 10, 2026

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