WOW! JUST… WOW!!! CNN is a bunch of jerk-offs… LITERALLY! We’re reading that CNN dickface liar Jeffrey Toobin allegedly pulled out his cock and started jacking off while on a Zoom call with on staff from the New Yorker and WNYC radio!

All of the initial reports just said that Jeffrey Toobin “exposed himself” on the Zoom call, but we’re starting to hear that there may have been a LOT more to the story that they were leaving out. Like (lubin’ the Toobin) rubbing one out on a zoom call. He probably finished real quick once he knew everyone saw him pound the pud.

Honestly, I expect if we could look into the personal lives of any one of the fake news talking head liars, we would be completely fucking disgusted at what these Communists do when a camera isn’t on them – and I’m sure the vast majority of these leftist liars are nothing less than total creeps and weirdos. Just look at “Smell My Fingers” Don Lemon.

“I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers. I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video.” – CNN liar Jeffrey Toobin statement after boxing the one-eyed snake on a company Zoom call

Um… “muting” a video stops the audio, not the video… Dumbfuck! You’d think that someone like Jeffrey Toobin, who works on camera at CNN, would know that.

We think that Jeffrey Toobin DID know that – he probably spanked his monkey on the zoom call intentionally, because he is a sick fucker who wanted people to see him pound the pud.

And CNN is covering for the sick fucker’s five knuckle shuffle on camera with a statement saying that Jeffrey Toobin asked for time off to deal with some “personal issue”… YEA, LIKE INTENTIONALLY CHOKING THE CHICKEN ON CAMERA IN FRONT OF YOUR CO-WORKERS – YOU MEAN THAT PERSONAL ISSUE, YOU SICK FUCK?!

“Jeff Toobin has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue, which we have granted.” – CNN Statement After Jeffrey Toobin Alleged Jack-Off Scandal Revealed

This is the kind of fucked up people they employ at CNN, the New Yorker and other fake news outlets. And the American People aren’t fucking stupid, as these leftist douchebags actually think, so we know what’s going on.

A new report on the suspension of New Yorker staff writer and CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin claims the legal pundit was masturbating during a Zoom call with colleagues.

Vice reported on Monday that the magazine is investigating an incident where the legal pundit exposed himself to members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio staffs during a Zoom call last week.

“Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended while we investigate the matter,” a spokesperson for the New Yorker confirmed to Fox News.

Vice later reported a very salacious update.

The call, which was described as an “election simulation,” featured Toobin’s New Yorker colleagues including Jane Mayer, Masha Gessen, Andrew Marantz, Jelani Cobb, Evan Osnos, Sue Halpern, and Dexter Filkins playing various roles in potential 2020 outcomes including President Trump, Joe Biden, “establishment Republicans,” ‘establishment Democrats,” and “the military.” Toobin was playing “the courts.”

According to two sources, Toobin was seen masturbating in what was supposed to be a 10-minute “strategy session” along party lines, but that it “seemed like Toobin was on a second video call.”

“The sources said that when the groups returned from their breakout rooms, Toobin lowered the camera. The people on the call said they could see Toobin touching his penis. Toobin then left the call. Moments later, he called back in, seemingly unaware of what his colleagues had been able to see, and the simulation continued,” Vice reported.

Vice added an update to its original report, “This piece has been updated with more detail about the call and the headline has been updated to reflect that Toobin was masturbating.”

In an email to staff according to Vice, New Yorker editor David Remnick wrote, “Dear All, As you may have read in various news reports today, one of our writers, Jeff Toobin, was suspended after an incident on a Zoom call last week. Please be assured that we take such matters seriously and that we are looking into it. Best, David.”

Prior to the reported masturbation, Toobin, one of CNN’s biggest stars, offered an apology for his “embarrassingly stupid mistake” and attempted to explain what led to the incident.

“I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers,” Toobin said in a statement to Motherboard. “I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video.”

According to a CNN statement obtained by The Washington Post, “Jeff Toobin has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue, which we have granted.”

CNN nor WNYC did not previously respond to Fox News’ requests for comment.

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