Does Clay Aiken seriously think that he has a chance to get elected in North Carolina? Because we seriously don’t!
Whoever Clay Aiken has running his campaign is a total loser! The turnout for Clay Aiken’s campaign bus stop was pathetic, and embarrassing!
Clay even admitted, in their own video, that the only people who came out to support him were the people he hired to make calls for him.
My cat could have gotten more people to show up to Clay’s campaign stop than his campaign manager did. That was seriously pretty sad.
Clay is also a little too concerned with a “tracker” who follows the Akin campaign around, taking video of every stop, hoping to catch Clay doing something stupid, and says that the tracker makes his butthole clench up.
Sorry, but my guess is that the only thing that will make Clay Aiken’s butthole clench up is a couple safety pins.
The conservative group America Rising PAC, responsible for taking Hillary Clinton to task in their latest ad, apparently has a knack for making Democratic candidates nervous and uncomfortable on the campaign trail by hiring “trackers” to follow them in case they slip up.
Apparently one of their trackers had an enormous impact on a former American Idol finalist and recent political loser, Clay Aiken, as he campaigned in his home state of North Carolina during the 2014 elections.
In a recent documentary for Esquire, Aiken explained his body’s involuntary reaction at the very sight of this tracker:
Do you see that douchebag with the blue shorts? He’s with the enemy. He’s trying to catch me doing something stupid. It’s essentially the political version of TMZ. Cameras don’t make me uncomfortable, but every time that tracker comes around it’s like my butthole clenches up. I can’t talk!
The only embarrassing thing the tracker’s camera caught that day was the extremely low turnout of Aiken’s supporters. Even the candidate himself could admit that: “The tracker, seriously, we’ve handed him a silver platter.”
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